tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post3126889241066814728..comments2010-01-03T16:52:31.441-08:00Comments on Megan's Cancer Journey: MEG'S RIB TICKLERS!One of the Stanleyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06520983280200748778noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-3658278476129958532009-01-07T04:33:00.000-08:002009-01-07T04:33:00.000-08:00What do you call a blind dinosaur?Do-Ya-Think-He-S...What do you call a blind dinosaur?<BR/><BR/>Do-Ya-Think-He-SaurusKierahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07717245794103068732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-24346533041131605632009-01-03T15:26:00.000-08:002009-01-03T15:26:00.000-08:00A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. T...A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". <BR/><BR/>Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". <BR/><BR/>The conversation has, meanwhile, almost stopped when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, "And what are those"? <BR/><BR/>The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"? <BR/><BR/>COME ON EVERYONE... MEGS NEEDS A RIBS A TICKLIN!!Uncle Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11041669293267507621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-3341580908325661342009-01-03T05:13:00.000-08:002009-01-03T05:13:00.000-08:00What did the tooth brush want to become when he gr...What did the tooth brush want to become when he grew older? <BR/><BR/>A broom. <BR/><BR/>My dog's a blacksmith. Every time we open the front door he makes a bolt for it. <BR/><BR/><BR/>What do you give a sick budgie? <BR/><BR/>Tweetment. <BR/><BR/>Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table. <BR/><BR/><BR/>One of them spots a whisk and asks: "What's that?" <BR/><BR/><BR/>The other egg looks puzzled and replies: "Beats me"Uncle Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11041669293267507621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-183466832156536972009-01-03T05:09:00.000-08:002009-01-03T05:09:00.000-08:00Why did the sand blush? Because the sea weed Why d...Why did the sand blush? <BR/>Because the sea weed <BR/><BR/>Why did the spaceship land outside the bedroom door?<BR/>Because someone left the landing light on!<BR/><BR/>How do you catch a squirrel?<BR/>Climb up a tree and act like a nut!<BR/><BR/>What do you get if you cross an insect with a dance?<BR/>A cricket ball<BR/><BR/>What do you call a sheep with no legs? <BR/>A cloudUncle Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11041669293267507621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-42063833237184041002009-01-03T05:03:00.000-08:002009-01-03T05:03:00.000-08:00Some Jokes for Meggie....Teacher: When you yawn, y...Some Jokes for Meggie....<BR/><BR/>Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth !<BR/>Meggie: What ?, and get bitten !<BR/><BR/>Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ?<BR/>Meggie: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!<BR/><BR/>Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.<BR/>Class: Hooray<BR/>Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!<BR/><BR/>Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?<BR/>Meggie: I don't know teacher. What will you give me? <BR/><BR/>Meggie: I can't go to school today.<BR/>Phil: Why not ?<BR/>Meggie: I don't feel well<BR/>Phil: Where don't you feel well?<BR/>Meggie: In school!<BR/><BR/>Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you ?<BR/>Meggie: Not very much!<BR/><BR/>Meggie (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.<BR/>School Secretary: Who is this?<BR/>Meggie: This is my dad speaking! <BR/><BR/>What's green and round and goes up and down?<BR/>A pea in a lift!<BR/><BR/>How do monkeys make toast?<BR/>They put the bread under a GORILLA!<BR/><BR/>What do you get if you cross a parrot and a spider?<BR/>A walky-talk<BR/><BR/>What do you call a volcano?<BR/>A mountain with Hiccups!<BR/><BR/>How do you make an Apple Puff?<BR/>Chase it round the garden three times! <BR/><BR/>What type of footwear do bananas make?<BR/>Slippers!<BR/><BR/>Why did Meggie keep her trumpet in the fridge?<BR/>Because she liked cool music!<BR/><BR/>Why did the pig cross the road?<BR/>Because it was the chicken's day off! <BR/><BR/>What did the letter say to the stamp?<BR/>"Stick with me and we will go places!"<BR/><BR/>Q: Which is faster, hot or cold?<BR/>A: Hot, because you can catch a cold! <BR/><BR/>Teacher: 'Meggie, if you had two pounds in one pocket and three pounds in another pocket, what would you have?' <BR/>Meggie: 'Uncle Simon's trousers on!'<BR/><BR/>What don't you want your pokemon to do when you are in the shower?<BR/>Pikachu!<BR/><BR/>What do you call a fly with no wings?<BR/>A walk!<BR/><BR/>What do you call a spider with no legs?<BR/>A raisin!<BR/><BR/>Why didn't the jeweller want to go and watch the new JRR Tolkien film?<BR/>Because he was Bored Of The Rings!<BR/><BR/>Why was the toilet paper rolling down the hill? <BR/>To get to the bottom! <BR/><BR/>How do rabbits keep their hair in place? <BR/>With hare-spray! <BR/><BR/>Did you hear about the magic tractor? <BR/>It went down the road and turned into a field!Uncle Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11041669293267507621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-48060033795960647242009-01-02T15:00:00.000-08:002009-01-02T15:00:00.000-08:00Megs grannie is a grand owd gal called HeatherWho ...Megs grannie is a grand owd gal called Heather<BR/>Who loves the Australian weather<BR/>She don't like the bugs<BR/>But just comes for hugs<BR/>And lots of Australian bletherAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170112346560301375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-71529222509040333802009-01-02T14:43:00.000-08:002009-01-02T14:43:00.000-08:00Grandad the original piemanEat all the meat pies h...Grandad the original pieman<BR/>Eat all the meat pies he can<BR/>He loved to go to Jesters<BR/>But now he just pesters<BR/>The life out of poor old NanAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170112346560301375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-46124779243579402472009-01-02T14:30:00.000-08:002009-01-02T14:30:00.000-08:00One from Aunty Peter,An inflatable pupil goes to h...One from Aunty Peter,<BR/>An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson, he gets up and walks out. Walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him and he pulls a knife out and stabs him.<BR/><BR/>He runs out of the school. As he gets outside, he thinks again "I hate<BR/>school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school. He runs off to his inflatable home.<BR/><BR/>Two hours later, his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police. Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself.<BR/><BR/>Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and sees the inflatable headmaster in the inflatable bed next to him. Shaking his deflated head, more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely intones:<BR/><BR/>"You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down".Aunty Peterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04007162397073020761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-29005757774254323382009-01-02T14:20:00.000-08:002009-01-02T14:20:00.000-08:00My little niece who used to live in Stockton,She l...My little niece who used to live in Stockton,<BR/>She left the UK with her face full of spots on.<BR/>She's now travelled the world from Texas to Perth,<BR/>Doesn't matter to us how far away,<BR/>Beacuse we're thinking of her everyday.Uncle Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11041669293267507621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-32065590082139071562009-01-02T14:15:00.000-08:002009-01-02T14:15:00.000-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Uncle Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11041669293267507621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-76488229514752674362009-01-02T12:13:00.000-08:002009-01-02T12:13:00.000-08:00There was a young girl named megsWho wanted to hav...There was a young girl named megs<BR/>Who wanted to have longer legs<BR/>So she jumped out of bed<BR/>and stood on her head<BR/>Then hung herself up with clothes pegs!!Uncle Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11041669293267507621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-78731248595174550882009-01-02T12:11:00.000-08:002009-01-02T12:11:00.000-08:00There was a young lady called MegWhose hair s all ...There was a young lady called Meg<BR/>Whose hair s all curly and red<BR/>One day she coloured it blue<BR/>And then went to the Zoo<BR/>"cool man" all the chimpanzeez said.Uncle Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11041669293267507621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-11585646409357511182009-01-02T12:09:00.000-08:002009-01-02T12:09:00.000-08:00I have a niece called meggiewho likes to dance lik...I have a niece called meggie<BR/>who likes to dance like "jacko" off the the telly,<BR/>her moves are really neat when she a shuffles those big chunky feat,<BR/>She likes to sing out loud, as if she was performing to a crowd.<BR/>Unlike her Uncle Simon who prefers to sit and watch the telly, improving the size of his huge big fat belly!!Uncle Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11041669293267507621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-62526173091231365072009-01-02T11:52:00.000-08:002009-01-02T11:52:00.000-08:00There was a young girl named meggiewho sat in a ba...There was a young girl named meggie<BR/>who sat in a bath full of jelly,<BR/>She said to her mum<BR/>"Its gone up my bum"<BR/>Well at least it will stop being smelly!Uncle Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11041669293267507621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3302425816487630679.post-46732027067260900742009-01-02T08:05:00.000-08:002009-01-02T08:05:00.000-08:00Hiya Meggie here's one .....In day's of old when k...Hiya Meggie here's one .....<BR/><BR/>In day's of old when knights were bold , <BR/>and bog's wern't invented.<BR/>folk dropped their " load " at the side of the road, then walked off quite contented bu-bum :)<BR/><BR/>love Trazzer :)trazzerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15131900252210694892noreply@blogger.com